Place it at the start of a sick-day bit, right after the question about why you are absent, then follow it with Awkward Crickets to let the excuse hang before the next scene begins.
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This short spoken clip is built around the line I got bronchitis, lasting about a second and a half. It feels blunt and funny, like a deadpan sick-day announcement that needs no extra explanation. The humour comes from stating an illness so plainly as a reason to stay home, making it easy to drop into a chat when someone asks where you are.