Place this clip as the main story beat after your setup shot, then follow the final line with the Bruh Soundboard Button for the reaction and the Emotional Damage Sound Button if the news hits even harder.
Über diesen Sound
This is a 50-second voice clip of Stewie Griffin talking through the moment after he lays an egg, treating the whole thing as a proud, matter-of-fact announcement. It feels absurd and deadpan funny because the baby delivers bizarre news with complete confidence. The scene comes from the animated series Family Guy.