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Press it when someone calls and you want a polite secretary to answer for you
This 52-second clip is a recorded Portuguese secretary greeting in a woman's voice, saying thank you for calling in a calm, formal tone. It feels polite and a little stiff, like a real office answering message, which makes it funny when it answers a friend instead of a business.
Send it as a voice note when a friend calls to pretend you are at work.
Drop it in a group chat after a missed call to joke that a secretary took the message.
Play it in a voice channel when someone joins, as if a receptionist is greeting them.
Use it over a skit where a caller is kept waiting by a very formal office receptionist.
Let the greeting play in full before you speak, because the joke is that a real secretary would never rush it, and cutting it short gives away the prank.
Open a call-prank edit with keyboard typing to set up the office, then put this greeting next as the answer, and follow it with a shocked sound once the caller realises nobody real is on the line.
Yes, save the MP3 to your phone and set it as your voicemail greeting in your phone app or carrier settings, so callers hear the secretary message when you miss a call.
Yes, the greeting is in Portuguese, so Portuguese speakers will understand it at once, while others can still use it as a prank greeting because the call context makes the joke clear.
Follow it with a shocked reaction or keyboard typing to keep the office scene going, then let the caller speak so the joke lands as a real missed connection.
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