José Mourinho, the Portuguese football manager famous for his quotable press conferences, has turned countless deadpan lines into fan folklore. 'Em condições normais' ('under normal conditions') is one of those phrases: clipped from a spoken interview moment, it now circulates as a standalone meme audio among Portuguese-speaking football fans. Shared in chats, edits and reaction videos, it is used ironically whenever results defy logic, a manager makes excuses, or a match takes an absurd turn.