Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity is a track by American gothic metal band Type O Negative, released on their 1996 album October Rust. The band built a reputation for slow, heavy songs, deep vocals and a dark romantic atmosphere, and this track fits that sound. Short excerpts have since circulated on soundboards and in fan edits, where the brief, brooding passage works as shorthand for gloom, drama or deadpan seriousness. Its brevity and instantly recognisable mood help it remain useful long after the album's release.