Billy Mays was the booming-voiced American pitchman behind OxiClean, Orange Glo and Kaboom commercials that dominated late-night TV in the 2000s. Orange Glo, a wood cleaner and polish, was one of his signature products, and this line comes straight from its ad: a rapid-fire claim that dusty furniture only needs a little of the product. After his death in 2009, his ads lived on as nostalgia memes, and the Orange Glo line resurfaced in cleaning videos and infomercial parodies where his over-the-top delivery sells the joke.