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Place it at the end of a dating debate clip as the final verdict, then follow it with awkward crickets for the reaction that follows, and finish with a shocking sound if the reaction shot needs a harder punch.
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This is a short voice clip of Kevin Samuels delivering his blunt 'buy a dog, die alone' line in about eight seconds, spoken in his direct, matter-of-fact tone. It lands as funny and cutting at the same time, the kind of cold one-liner that makes a room laugh while it stings. It works because Samuels sounds completely unbothered as he says it.
