Place this clip as the reply line after the drink claim, then follow it with a bruh reaction for the disbelief and close on the emotional damage hit if the excuse keeps going in the comments edit.
關於此聲音
This is an eight-second spoken clip built around the Portuguese phrase 'Não é água com músculo', delivered as a flat denial that a drink is just water with muscle. It lands as absurd and deadpan, the humour coming from hearing such a specific excuse stated as if it were a serious explanation.