Place this clip at the start of a storytime edit so the full chain of events sets up the punchline, then follow the final mishap with a dramatic sting and a fail sound to underline the ending.
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Craig Tucker narrates a fifty-second chain of mishaps in a flat, bored monotone, calmly recounting a birthday check, a Peruvian flute band, an arrest, a Miami camp and a trip to Peru as if nothing unusual happened. The humour comes from that total lack of reaction to escalating chaos. It is taken from South Park's 2008 Pandemic episodes, where Craig reluctantly tells the story on camera.