Put it right after the headline appears on screen, then follow it with the Bruh sound for a second reaction, and save Emotional Damage for the moment the line sinks in.
このサウンドについて
This is a short Mater voice clip, running about 2.9 seconds, in which the tow truck delivers the Pentagon line in his slow, drawling Southern voice. It lands as a piece of absurd, out-of-place news delivered with complete calm, which makes it funny rather than alarming. The mismatch between the heavy subject and Mater's friendly tone gives it its awkward, shareable punch.