Place it at the end of a mum joke or roast exchange, after the setup line has landed, so it becomes the final reply. Follow it with Hell Naw Dog for a shocked reaction, or open with We Do Not Care before the claim to make the boast feel even bolder.
About this sound
This four-second German voice clip has Katoo calmly saying he stroked his mother, turning a family insult into a deadpan boast. The flat delivery makes it awkward, surprising and darkly funny, landing best when listeners expect a normal brag. It comes from Katoo, whose running joke is affectionately stroking mothers and grandmothers.