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Morshu is the shopkeeper in Link: The Faces of Evil, a 1993 game for the Philips CD-i, where he sells Link bombs and other items for rubies. His distinctive voice and unusual delivery made his shop scenes popular in YouTube Poop edits and later short-form videos, where the line was lifted out of context and reused as a reaction to selling, bargaining, and temptation. Because the game itself became a cult curiosity, the quote stayed recognisable long after its release and still works as shorthand for a shady but cheerful sales pitch.
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Morshu asks if you want it in this short clip from the Zelda CD-i game, used in memes and edits when a character offers something tempting or expensive.
In this short clip, Morshu speaks in a slow, gravelly, slightly wheedling shopkeeper voice, stretching out the offer as if he is already counting your rubies. The delivery is warm but sly, with a rising, persuasive tone that makes a simple question sound like a deal you cannot refuse. Listeners instantly recognise the cadence from the old Zelda CD-i game, and the line lands as both a joke and a taunt. It works because it sounds friendly on the surface while hinting that the price will hurt, giving editors a ready-made punchline for greed, temptation, and overpriced goods.
