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On Salue Tous Les Connards Sound Button

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Press it when someone in the room deserves a very public salute

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About this sound

A short French spoken line lasting just over two seconds, delivered in a dry, presenter's voice: 'Et on salue tous les connards, qui sont nombreux.' It feels mockingly polite, a formal salute turned into a blunt insult, and lands as sarcastic rather than angry. It comes from French television presenter Jean-Pierre Pernaut, whose measured delivery makes the insult funnier.

How to use this button

Press it after a colleague takes credit for your work in a meeting.
Use it when a driver cuts you off and then waves politely.
Send it to a friend who keeps giving terrible advice with total confidence.
Trigger it as a rival fan starts boasting before the match has finished.

Where people drop it

TikTok
Post it over a clip of someone acting arrogantly and let the salute finish the joke.
WhatsApp
Send it in a group chat when a friend shares another painfully obvious hot take.
Discord
Play it in voice chat after a teammate blames everyone else for a lost round.
X
Reply to a pompous post with it instead of typing out a long argument.

Pro tip

Let the whole line finish before you react, because the polite opening sets up the insult and the final phrase delivers it. Cutting it early leaves only a greeting and loses the joke.

Good to know

Place it right after the arrogant moment, then follow it with Oh Brother This Guy Stinks for a second judgment, and close with Ba Dum Tss to punctuate the exchange. Keep it as the reaction shot in a short edit, not as the opening line.

FAQ

Can I save the On Salue Tous Les Connards sound as an MP3 ringtone?

Yes, it can be saved as an MP3 and set as a ringtone in your phone settings, for calls or messages. The line works well as a ringtone because it is direct and immediately recognisable to French speakers.

Who will get the joke in the On Salue Tous Les Connards sound?

French speakers will recognise the formal salute and the blunt insult at its end, especially fans of French television. Others may still enjoy the tone, but the wording is what makes the joke land.

What should I pair with the On Salue Tous Les Connards sound in an edit?

Pair it with a reaction sound that judges the same person, such as a groan or a sarcastic sting, placed after the salute. Keep the other sound short so the French line stays the focus of the moment.