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Postal Dude That's What They Say Button

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Press it when someone's excuse sounds like one you've heard a hundred times before

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About this sound

This short voice clip has Postal Dude delivering the line “that’s what they all say” in a flat, slow, weary tone, with no music or background noise behind him. It feels coldly funny and dismissive, turning a denial into something nobody is meant to believe. The line comes from the Postal games, where the unnamed protagonist reacts to an absurd world with the same deadpan sarcasm.

How to use this button

Play it after a friend insists they definitely did not eat the last slice.
Use it when a teammate blames lag for a mistake everyone just watched happen.
Add it to a chat reply when someone denies a message they clearly sent.
Press it after a sibling claims they were not the one who broke the controller.

Where people drop it

TikTok
Add it over a clip of someone denying an obvious mistake for an instant sarcastic reply.
YouTube
Use it as a quick cutaway after a gaming fail or a flimsy excuse in a commentary video.
Discord
Send it in voice chat when a friend blames the game after losing a round badly.
WhatsApp
Share it in a group chat after someone denies a text everyone can still see.

Pro tip

Wait until the excuse is fully finished, then play it on its own with nothing else competing for attention, so the dismissal lands as the final word on the denial.

Good to know

Place it right after the excuse is shown on screen, then follow it with the CJ Here We Go Again clip to underline that this has happened before, and finish with the Nope sound when the denial is rejected outright.

FAQ

Can I save the Postal Dude line as a ringtone on my phone?

Yes, save the MP3 to your phone, then choose it as your ringtone in your phone's sound settings. It is a good fit for incoming calls because the line is immediately recognisable as a dry reply.

What kind of excuse works best with the Postal Dude line?

It works best with a denial that is clearly untrue, especially when everyone already knows what happened. The more predictable the excuse, the better the reply lands in a meme or chat.

What should I pair with the Postal Dude line in a gaming edit?

Pair it with a reaction sound that rejects the excuse, such as the Nope sound, after the denial. Use the Postal Dude line first, then let the second sound close the moment.