Place this clip at the moment of impact or collapse in your edit, then follow it immediately with the Minecraft Oof Sound Button for the injury payoff. For a longer reaction chain, add a cartoon fall before it so the plea lands as the final beat.
About this sound
A short, roughly four-second voice clip of a person dramatically exclaiming that their ass is killing them and calling out for help. The delivery is desperate and over the top, which makes it feel funny rather than serious, like an exaggerated complaint turned into a quick, loud plea that listeners instantly understand as comic suffering.