Put this clip first as the spoken excuse in a short edit, then follow it with the bruh sound for the reaction, and finish with an emotional damage hit if the following scene shows the consequences of drinking again.
About this sound
This is a roughly 15-second voice clip of a man speaking in Portuguese, saying that drinking once in a while is fine but drinking every day is different. The delivery turns a simple excuse into a funny, knowing moment, because the contrast feels familiar and slightly shaming for anyone trying to justify a habit that has clearly become routine.